BIDEN EXPLODES: Joe Goes Off the Rails at DC Speech, Suddenly Runs Off Stage

ELDER ABUSE: Senile Joe Tries to Order a Milkshake, Gets Lost, Wanders Away from Handlers

A visibly confused Joe Biden struggled to order a milkshake at a Philadelphia convenience store Thursday. His handlers attempted to guide the aging president through the process, but he eventually gave up and wandered away.

SHOCK VIDEO: Biden Tells Crowd His Uncle Was Shot-Down in WW2 Then Eaten By Human Cannibals

President Biden shocked a crowd of steel workers in Pittsburgh when he bizarrely claimed that his uncle ‘Bozey’ was shot-down in WWII then consumed by a tribe of human cannibals.

EPIC FAIL: Biden Makes Random Stop at PA Gas Station, Nobody Cares

Joe Biden made a surprise visit to a gas station near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Wednesday. The residents’ reaction: nobody cared.

WATCH: The Media Refuses to Cover Biden’s Obvious Lies

Joe Biden lies with impunity because multiple media outlets flat-out refuse to fact-check the president.

MEET THE MESS: Biden Spirals in Scranton, Tells Insane Story About ‘Towels and Shaving Cream’

A severely impaired Joe Biden spoke with supporters in Scranton, Pennsylvania Tuesday. The aging president told the crowd an insane story about ‘towels and shaving cream’ and was then unable to actually say the word ‘Scranton.’

WRONG CENTURY: Senile Biden Thinks He’s Talking to the Leader of a Country that Ended in 1993

Struggling Joe Biden sat alongside the leader of the Czech Republic at the White House Monday. He then thanked the people of Czechoslovakia, a nation that ceased to exist back in 1993.