Category: Babylon_Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Congress has passed a trillion-dollar stopgap bill that will...

RALEIGH, NC — Local dad Kevin Sampson steeled his nerves as adrenaline coursed through his veins,...

LEXINGTON, VA — Local man Jonathan Barnes, unsure of the efficacy of a single button push, mashed...

After years of suffering under unfair labor practices, the Bee writers are going on strike....

EL PASO, TX — With the ongoing migrant crisis along the southern border of the United States,...

CARMEL, IN — When asked about the viral social media topic, former Vice President Mike Pence told...

BEND, OR — What began as a pleasant weekend evening in the Belnap household quickly soured due to...

EDORAS — According to Chief Counselor Gríma Wormtongue, King Théoden is doing more than any other...

EAGLE PASS, TX — As the migrant crisis along the southern U.S. border continued to intensify, a...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Dianne Feinstein has passed away at 90 years old. In the wake of the...

LOS ANGELES, CA — Sushi and Japanese steakhouse Benihana offered pop superstar Britney Spears an...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the first Biden impeachment inquiry underway, Democrats reprimanded...