Category: Babylon_Bee

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U.S. — The Japanese “Queen of Tidy” Marie Kondo has announced a brand new Netflix...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, President Biden’s team is planning to submerge the...

WATERTOWN, SD — A local mother caused irreparable harm to her teenage son today, committing the...

LOS ANGELES, CA — In a rare public statement, The Prince of Darkness has distanced himself from...

LA JOLLA, CA — Local man Josiah Burt veered dangerously close to ending his day in peace after...

BEIJING — The Chinese Communist Party has assured world leaders that the massive fleet of warships...

HUNTSVILLE, AL — Despite having faithfully shepherded his congregation for twelve years, local...

ODESSA, TX — Local man Brad Johnson has joined Faith Covenant’s worship band, giving it the...

ISRAEL — Scholars now believe that the disciples who handed out food so ably to the five-thousand...

U.S. — The Pentagon officially went ahead with their plan to shoot down the Chinese spy balloon as...

MIAMI, FL — Tom Brady announced today he has officially signed a three year contract with the...