You can now purchase this flame-throwing robot dog for $9,500 🇺🇸

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Need a new pet? I’ve got just the pup for ya.

Yup, you can literally buy this bad boy for $9,420 right here on Throwflame’s website, and it’ll protect you better than any canine this world has to offer.

I never thought I’d quote something like this but here we are:

Thermonator is the first-ever flamethrower-wielding robot dog. This quadruped is coupled with the ARC Flamethrower to deliver on-demand fire anywhere!

Just add gasoline and this bad boy throws flames up to 30 feet!!

The future is here, and all your worst enemies (pedophiles, Hamas protesters, even the snow on your driveway) are shaking in their boots.

The Thermonator can be remotely operated by wifi or bluetooth to fire jets of fire up to 30ft.

Able to avoid obstacles and leap through the air, the device has laser sighting and can operate for an hour.

Throwflame suggest the robot can be used for wildfire control and prevention, entertainment shows or even clearing snow and ice from your driveway.

Bro, do yourself a favor and get yourself one of these flame-throwing robot dogs.