President Biden Cannibalizes History

Joe Bided spun a tale in Pennsylvania about his uncle 2nd Lt. Ambrose J. Finnegan Jr whose reconnaissance plane went down during WW II in the Pacific near Papua New Guinea. Biden’s purpose was to insult Donald Trump by claiming he called American troops “suckers and losers” for dying in combat. But the president jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire when he implied his uncle was eaten by cannibals near the plane crash site.

I didn’t even know you could say “cannibals” anymore, much less accuse them of eating your uncle. Needless to say, when the leaders of Papua New Guinea heard Biden’s story they were really steamed.