WHITE HOUSE: Biden Had ‘Symbolic Moment’ When Talking About His Uncle Being Eaten by Cannibals

BIDEN EXPLODES: Joe Goes Off the Rails at DC Speech, Suddenly Runs Off Stage

Joe Biden imploded during a DC speech Friday before union workers. The struggling Commander-in-Chief screamed about ‘Roo-Dih-Tays’ before launching an incoherent rant about ‘breg-brère products!’

ELDER ABUSE: Senile Joe Tries to Order a Milkshake, Gets Lost, Wanders Away from Handlers

A visibly confused Joe Biden struggled to order a milkshake at a Philadelphia convenience store Thursday. His handlers attempted to guide the aging president through the process, but he eventually gave up and wandered away.

SHOCK VIDEO: Biden Tells Crowd His Uncle Was Shot-Down in WW2 Then Eaten By Human Cannibals

President Biden shocked a crowd of steel workers in Pittsburgh when he bizarrely claimed that his uncle ‘Bozey’ was shot-down in WWII then consumed by a tribe of human cannibals.

EPIC FAIL: Biden Makes Random Stop at PA Gas Station, Nobody Cares

Joe Biden made a surprise visit to a gas station near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Wednesday. The residents’ reaction: nobody cared.

WATCH: The Media Refuses to Cover Biden’s Obvious Lies

Joe Biden lies with impunity because multiple media outlets flat-out refuse to fact-check the president.

MEET THE MESS: Biden Spirals in Scranton, Tells Insane Story About ‘Towels and Shaving Cream’

A severely impaired Joe Biden spoke with supporters in Scranton, Pennsylvania Tuesday. The aging president told the crowd an insane story about ‘towels and shaving cream’ and was then unable to actually say the word ‘Scranton.’