Florida Gator Caught Hanging Around Elicits Hilarious Twitter Replies

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The news is constantly running stories about the crazy antics of ‘Florida Man’, but today, it’s one of Florida’s animals making the news.

Meanwhile in #Florida. Spotted in Englewood. Watch for climbing gators too. Credit: @WINKNews viewer Belynda 🐊👀 pic.twitter.com/joMwCW1gLp

— Matt Devitt (@MattDevittWX) April 17, 2024

Well, clearly, he knows how to read and is indeed watching for pedestrians.

He’s watching for pedestrians! https://t.co/RphavQyvMl

— Christina Pushaw 🐊 🇺🇸 (@ChristinaPushaw) April 17, 2024

People: “I am afraid of the politics in Florida!!”
Me: “…that’s not what’s scary…” https://t.co/gToV4WVzm4

— Kimberly Ross (@SouthernKeeks) April 17, 2024

Well, the gators plus the snakes, bears and iguanas falling out of the trees when it gets too cold. It’s all quite terrifying.

Me: DeSantis is so awesome, maybe I should move to Florida
Also me: https://t.co/4RWCNbfCWi pic.twitter.com/PTw5VXmT5K

— HollyCabot (@HollyCabot) April 17, 2024

I was Team DeSantis, but here’s why Florida and I would struggle to get along: https://t.co/ScJza2CSa0

— Sarah Smith (@Hale_Storm) April 17, 2024

He’s working the security entrance cuz it’s a gator community. https://t.co/1KhxWUIgQj

— devilette¹⁷ (@deviIette) April 17, 2024

He doesn’t even need to carry a weapon.

Dinosaurs just roaming around residential neighborhoods. https://t.co/eSuJgpbr1J

— C.Gary didn’t fumble (@Cane303) April 17, 2024

Panhandling in FL is out of control. https://t.co/fh0W0gpHeI

— ~ dW ~ (@SmailliwNitsud) April 17, 2024

Don’t make eye contact and keep walking.

His delivery driver is on the way with a fresh @Publix chicken tender sub and a side of corn nuggets – that’s what that big smile is all about pic.twitter.com/1mcseDn1Pb

— Amygator 🐊 *not an actual alligator (@AmyA1A) April 17, 2024

To be fair, anybody would be excited about that delivery.

Yes, I remember when the Alligator Neighborhood Watch program began in Florida.
As humans began to mysteriously disappear on patrol other volunteers began to take their places.

— Truth! Served Fresh Daily ! ✝️ ✡️ 🇺🇸🇮🇱 (@SanMiguelNews) April 17, 2024

If you can’t beat ’em, join em!

Give him a vest and make him a crossing guard. 🤣🐊

— Kristi Stahr (@KristiMStahr) April 17, 2024

“Hello, would you like a free roof inspection”

-If your are from FL, you probably get this. https://t.co/EIjJnKkRjA

— TheUnusualSuspect (@beerandtokens) April 17, 2024

😳I guess he’s looking for those yummy pedestrians 🐊 https://t.co/gwjThP042m

— Monica (@nhragal007) April 17, 2024

Pedestrians are friends, not food.

Watching the Snowbirds leave town😁🐊 https://t.co/Z5XtFncVnq

— BritGirlRN-USA🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (@BritGirlUSA2) April 17, 2024

“Hi, I’m here to apply for the security position your community posted on Indeed…” https://t.co/DrS6bRwVpU

— Cryptid Politics (pro-DeSantis) 🇺🇸🐊 (@CryptidPolitics) April 17, 2024

He should be a shoo in for the job.

I thought this was Florida’s version of valet

— Adam B. Coleman, The Black Zoolander (@wrong_speak) April 17, 2024

Please don’t forget to tip.

Another reason it’s a bad idea to chain yourself to the street in Florida.

— David McCune (@davidemccune) April 17, 2024

Absolutely! Don’t chain yourself to the road and do not swim at dawn or dusk. Also, keep your small dogs away from them and all will be well.