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This burglar literally bent over backward to get her hands on some croissants.

A woman in Australia, now dubbed the “Flexible Burglar,” was caught on surveillance footage doing an entire Vinyasa yoga before she broke into a bakery. And I am not talking about a simple side stretch. This woman got in a bridge, low lunge, corpse pose, some twists, a pigeon pose, and more all before committing her crimes.

She really did all that just to walk through the front door…..

According to NBC:

According to a Facebook post shared by Phillippa’s Bakery in Richmond, a borough in Melbourne, a burglary occurred at their headquarters on March 3. When staffers checked the surveillance camera footage, they saw a woman wearing all black doing yoga stretches in the parking lot before making her way into their bakery.

“Seems like yoga is a must before breaking in,” the post read. “A few things were stolen including some croissants which were clearly too tempting for this flexible burglar.”

The bakery told NBC News that the suspect stole an iPad, shoes, hot cross buns and croissants “that must have smelt too good” to resist.

She was subsequently arrested after the premeditated burglary.

This is definitely not something you see every day. However, even though a lot of yogis tend to be on the weirder side of the spectrum, that was still very bizarre.

Can anyone make sense as to why someone would do such a cringy thing before they rob a bakery? Because I don’t really have many words for this…..

Maybe it was an attempt to burn off some calories before eating all those hot cross buns and croissants. Which I understand considering I am also a big fan of butter and chocolate croissants. But I pay for mine and don’t end up in awkward positions before enjoying a pastry.

This is probably what Liberals mean when they scream about the importance of “self-care.”

I am not upset about this, but that video was just a bit unsettling for me because at first she kind of looked possessed but I guess she was just going with the flow…..

At least the bakery gets some good publicity out of this and they seem to be having a good laugh about it.

Anyway, Namaste.



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