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A visibly confused Joe Biden wandered aimlessly around a restaurant in Detroit Thursday while scared members of his staff tried to coral the President back to his chair.

“Ashper-yee I wush runner-up state championship football scoring when I wish a kay… I coulda been All-American!” mumbled Biden.

The President later asked a random man sitting inside a restaurant to “not jump.”