WATCH: The President is Hiding from the American People

JUDGE JUDY: Exhausted Biden Needs ‘Two Naps A Day’

Judge Judy publicly endorsed Nikki Haley for President at a campaign speech in New Hampshire Monday, saying Joe Biden needs “two naps a day.” “Joe Biden is now older. … He’s my age. … I need a nap in the afternoon. So does Joe Biden — probably two,” said the television legend. Watch Judy’s comments above.

MEET THE MESS: Confused President Admits Latest Airstrikes ‘Not Working’  

The Commander-in-Chief enraged countless US citizens when departing the White House, telling reporters American airstrikes against Houthi terrorists are “not working.” “When you say ‘are they working’… Are they stopping the Houthis? No!” stated Biden. Watch the bizarre moment above.

JOE SPIRALS: ‘How Many of You Spend Time in a McDonald Parking Lot?’

The President baffled millions of Americans on the campaign trail today when he suggested countless families ‘spend time in McDonald parking lots’ because of their superior internet access. Watch Biden’s comments above.  

NOBODY’S HOME: Biden Tries to Jog, Fails Twice, Then Randomly Screams ‘I Got a New Hat!’

A visibly exhausted Joe Biden emerged from the basement for 45 minutes this week. The aging Commander-in-Chief tried to jog towards volunteers, failed twice, then screamed ‘I Got a New Hat!’ Watch the bizarre moment above.

JOE THE LOSER! CBS Poll Shows ALL GOP Candidates Beating ‘Basement’ Biden

A shocking new survey from CBS News finds every major Republican candidate beating Joe Biden in a hypothetical one-on-one contest in November. The survey shows Haley beating Biden 53% to 54%, DeSantis 51% to 48%, and Trump 50% to 48%. From the New York Post: Additionally, the CBS/YouGov poll showed American independent voters swung for …