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Current News Insane Conspiracy Theorist Doesn’t Believe In Dragons
RENO, NV — Local conspiracy theorist Matthew Dorman went on an unhinged rant this morning,...
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Local Man Passes Bar Exam After Just One Week Of Watching ‘The View’
KANSAS CITY, MO — Local man Kevin Marlow successfully passed the bar exam today, after preparing...
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Musk Announces Plan To Buy MSNBC And Turn It Into A News Network
U.S. — In a dramatic move that could shake up the media industry, Elon Musk has announced his...
Read MoreMusk Announces Plan To Buy MSNBC And Turn It Into A News Network
U.S. — In a dramatic move that could shake up the media industry, Elon Musk has announced his intent to purchase MSNBC and turn the channel into a news network.Though initially dismissed as an outrageous prank, Musk has remained...
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Musk Announces Plan To Buy MSNBC And Turn It Into A News Network
U.S. — In a dramatic move that could shake up the media industry, Elon Musk has announced his...
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After Playing Steve In Minecraft Movie, Jack Black to Play Lara Croft
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Following his portrayal as Steve in the Minecraft movie, Jack Black has announced...
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LEGAL NOTICE: We Have Been Asked By Our Lawyers To Read This Statement Informing You That Joel Osteen Did Not Actually Sail His Yacht Through Flooded Houston Passing Out Copies Of ‘Your Best Life Now’
TO THE PUBLIC — Our lawyers at the Babylon Bee have asked us to release an official legal...
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Tom Homan Introduces Family-Size Immigrant Trebuchet To Speed Up Deportation Process
EL PASO, TX — Americans were assured that the solution to the migrant crisis along the southern...
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Scholars Discover Little-Known Bible Verse Authorizing Divorce If Spouse Plays Christmas Music Before Thanksgiving
CAMBRIDGE — Though it was long thought to be prohibited except for reasons of sexual immorality,...
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America Is Toast: Here Are 9 More A-List Celebs Who Are Leaving
With Hollywood mainstays like Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi escaping the hostility of the...
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Jay Leno Expected To Make Full Recovery After 60-Foot Fall And Oh No He Was Just Attacked By An Angry Chihuahua That Made Him Step On A Rake Which Knocked Him Into The Street Where He Was Hit By A Bus
BEVERLY HILLS, CA — Comedian and former longtime Tonight Show host Jay Leno, who fell 60 feet down...
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Kansas City Royals Out Of Juan Soto Sweepstakes After He Asked For More Than $50K A Year And An Amazon Gift Card
KANSAS CITY, MO — Not long into what promised to be an eventful offseason, the Kansas City Royals...
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