Babylon Bee, Author at FreeREAD

Progress: Trump Holds Most Ethnically Diverse, Pro-Israel Nazi Rally In History

Posted by Babylon Bee | Oct 28, 2024 | Babylon_Bee |

NEW YORK, NY — Socio-political experts hailed the tremendous cultural progress that was made at...

Progress: Trump Holds Most Ethnically Diverse, Pro-Israel Nazi Rally In History

Posted by Babylon Bee | Oct 28, 2024 | Babylon_Bee |

NEW YORK, NY — Socio-political experts hailed the tremendous cultural progress that was made at Madison Square Garden this weekend, as former President Donald Trump held the most ethnically diverse and pro-Israel Nazi rally in...

Tim Walz Asks Which Button To Press In ‘Madden’ To Make Players Slap Each Other’s Butts

Posted by Babylon Bee | Oct 28, 2024 | Babylon_Bee |

LAS VEGAS, NV — During a campaign event in which he played on a live Twitch stream with...

Trump Appeals To Voters With World Record 39-Minute Xbox Speedrun Of ‘SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle For Bikini Bottom’

Posted by Babylon Bee | Oct 28, 2024 | Babylon_Bee |

NEW YORK, NY — During a historic rally at Madison Square Garden, Donald Trump sat down and wowed audience members by completing a record-breaking speedrun of SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom on the...