Author: Babylon Bee

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Costco announced this week that it would be rolling out new “Mormon...

WASHINTON, D.C. — In a stealth move aimed at rounding up as many illegal immigrants as possible,...

WASHINTON, D.C. — Multiple Republican senators and representatives expressed worry that adding...

AUSTIN, TX — Two Christian friends recently resolved to just get dinner together in Heaven...

PALM BEACH, FL — Evidence of America’s new focus on health and proper diet already began to...