Author: Babylon Bee

PHILADELPHIA — As Trump began to take the lead in Pennsylvania exit polls, state officials...

MADISON, WI — A local white male has made the courageous decision to vote for Kamala to preserve...

U.S. — Just in time for Election Day, officials unveiled a brand-new ballot box for Libertarians...

USA — Early exit polls in the 2024 presidential election show surprise write-in candidate Peanut...

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Americans continue to wait in line to cast their votes today, several...