Drunk driver calls Canadian Mounties to report suspected drunk driver

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Man, if Trudeau hadn’t just resigned I would say this is the most hilarious story to come out of Canada today.

This Canadian man called the Mounties on a driver he suspected of being drunk. But the dude himself was drunk and the cops took him in.

At a glance:

Drunk driver sees car swerving, calls police on Vancouver Island.
Drunk driver forces other driver to side of road.
Other driver isn’t drunk, just sucks at nighttime driving.
Police charge driver who made 911 call with DUI.

Mounties on Vancouver Island say a 50-year-old motorist who tried to apprehend a suspected impaired driver on New Year’s Eve, was, in fact, impaired and was issued a 90-day driving prohibition by police.

The first driver, meanwhile, who was under investigation for impaired operation of a motor vehicle, was found to be sober but struggling to navigate in the darkness.

It’s absolutely perfect. I mean, the drunk sort of did the right thing. Even though the driver he pulled over wasn’t drunk he was obviously such a bad driver that this drunk thought, “He’s too dangerous out here.”

But when the cops showed up, I’m sure they had to be confused.

I can see him slurring now, “Officers, I suspect thith man has been -hiccup- drinking thith evening.”

‘When officers arrived, they smelled alcohol on the breath of the second driver and administered a roadside alcohol screening test, which the driver failed,’ according to the RCMP statement.

Dude was drunk enough they could smell the alcohol on him, but he never thought that the police would notice? The cops had to be like, “Wait, YOU’RE the one who called? You know you’re drunk, right?”