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It’s been a minute, but Danica Patrick is BACK to pissing off Liberals. Tis the season! 

Oh, you thought Danica was taking the rest of the year off after helping Donald Trump retake the White House? Think again. Our girl returned to the place where her political journey began last year, and proceeded to stuff all the wacky Dems in a locker and throw away the key. 

You wanna know the easiest way to spot a Big R Republican when you’re out Christmas shopping at the Sears later today? Well, I’ll allow Danica to explain!

Sadly, Danica Patrick is right

Don’t you guys find it amazing that you can say, “I love this country,” and it means you’re a Republican? That you can wear an American flag, and it means you’re Republican. Why aren’t these things American?

Amen, Danica! Vroom vroom, sister. 

She’s 100% right, by the way. Been that way for years. Every time the wife and I are out, and I spot some dude wearing an American flag shirt or something along those lines, I turn to her and ask, ‘Who you reckon he voted for?’ 

Now, I’ve used that same line for four years now, so I’m sure she’s beyond annoyed by it. But, I chuckle every time, so I’m gonna keep going back to the well until she slaps me. 

Anyway, it’s a tried-and-true method of spotting a sane person in public. And it’s sad, by the way. If I were just a normal Democrat in today’s world – assuming some still exist – I’d be so furious at what my party has become. I’d be embarrassed. They’ve gone so far left, that they literally give off “Hate America” vibes. 

Frankly, it’s why folks like RFK and Tulsi switched teams. They couldn’t take it anymore. I don’t blame them. 

Oh well. Their loss is our gain. Happy holidays, Danica!

PS: Back tattoo you say? Tell us more!