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BOCA CHICA, TX — Friends called police and requested to have officers conduct a wellness check on Elon Musk today after the billionaire failed to post on X for over 17 minutes.

Officers reportedly knocked on the door of Musk’s home after he didn’t post or repost anything on X for more than a quarter of an hour, something his friends said hadn’t occurred in years.

“He really had us worried,” friend Tommy Harrison told police. “When he didn’t comment his usual ‘Interesting’ or ‘Hmmm’ while reposting every single post he reads in a 20-minute period, we started to get concerned.”

Police arrived to find Musk was playing Diablo IV and had set his phone down for the first time in several months.

“I usually play Diablo IV while posting on X, but I was just a little tired tonight so I decided to take a break,” Musk explained. “I understand why my friends were worried. I promise to continue to post every 15 seconds as I normally do to not cause any more concern.”

Musk then reportedly posted replies to 24 posts in 12 minutes, half of which simply said “True.”

At publishing time, Musk had opted to implant Neuralink into his brain to beam X posts directly into his thoughts while multitasking in an effort to increase efficiency.

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