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It’s the fourth week of November, which means it’s time for us all to do a little introspection and consider what we are thankful for. The Babylon Bee made full use of its vast political and entertainment connections to ask a dozen prominent public figures what they are thankful for this year. Their answers may surprise you:

  1. President-elect Donald Trump: “Kamala Harris.”

  2. Joel Osteen: “Tax-exempt status.”

  3. Meghan Markle: “Meghan Markle.”

  4. Mark Cuban: “The ability to delete posts on X.”

  5. Candace Owens: “Forget what I’m thankful for — what are THEY thankful for? And you know who ‘they’ are.”

  6. Los Angeles Dodgers: “The New York Yankees’ defense.”

  7. President Joe Biden: “All those nice smelling feathers on that shapely turkey I just pardoned.”

  8. Jay Leno: “Advances in emergency medicine.”

  9. Tim Walz: “A chance to start my career over with the Radio City Rockettes.”

  10. Chewbacca: “RRRRRRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWHHHHHH!”

  11. Jordan Peterson: “Tailors willing to sew two halves of different suits together to make one suit.”

  12. Kamala Harris: “Black Friday sales at Billy’s Wholesale Wine & Liquor.”

The list above just proves that you’re never too famous, successful, powerful, or dementia-ridden to be thankful. What are you thankful for? Sound off in the comments.

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