Babylon Bee Guide: How To Spot A Male Harris Voter

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While standing in line for seven hours waiting to vote, you may start to think, “I wonder if any of the men in line are actually voting for Harris?” Here is a handy guide for how to spot one of the rarest of all creatures, a male Kamala voter:

Keeps posting selfies referring to himself as a “straight man”: We got the message.
Having difficulty making his ballot selection due to his jazz hands: Sad!
Sang entirety of “A Little Fall Of Rain” from Les Miserables while waiting in line: Touching.
Declines to use urinal because he only pees sitting down: This has “Kamala guy” written all over it.
He is gay and his name is Harry Sisson: Well, that was a freebie.
There is nothing on him that isn’t plaid: NOTHING.
His balls fell off while he was in the voting booth: A sure sign what name he just checked.
He’s dead: Kamala it is!