Not Parody: Harvard chapel hosts event called "Reading Taylor Swift as

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Harvard is celebrating goddess T-Swift with an event that reads the pop star’s lyrics as a sacred text.

No joke.

(You thought it was a joke, didn’t you?)

‘What can reading the texts that matter to us as sacred tell us about ourselves and our lives? Discover a new way to engage with the Taylor Swift canon that honors the important emotional and spiritual role her work plays in many peoples’ lives. Bring your favorite Taylor Swift song and we’ll bring the sacred reading practices,’ the event description states.

All hail the Queen Pop Star of Heaven

The Swiftie cult is out of its collective hivemind.

The RSVP page also states the gathering is ‘open to people from all religious, ethical, and spiritual backgrounds.’

I think I can safely say that if you attend a worship event that seeks to sacralize pop lyrics from T-Swizzle, your original religion doesn’t want you back.

In an effort to make this as syncretistic as possible, the group used an ancient Christian method to venerate T-Swift.

‘We will be using Lectio Divina, an ancient Christian monastic reading practice, but the insights you gain from this practice will not necessarily be connected to the Christian tradition or ‘religious’ in nature. Students are invited and encouraged to bring insights and wisdom from their own lives, traditions, and backgrounds.’

They’re converting Taylor Swift’s lyrics about ex-lovers, fairytales, and self-worship into the form of ancient Latin hymns so that people can really experience the “depths” of Swift’s lyrics.