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Lord, this desiccated sack of geriatric carbon has been CRANKY lately. 

What is his problem?

All he’s wanted to do the whole time he was president was lay on the beach and…well…lay on the beach.

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I realize at his age and diminished capacity – mostly diminished capacity… 

…people yell, “Get off my lawn” because that’s what they do. It kinda blurts out on its own.

But with the schweet, schweet gig he’s got going for another couple of months, maybe he and DOCTOR Jill should travel more. Or, if they’re worried about something happening and not getting back in time to pardon Hunter, well, stay home and go to the beach more…and bitch less.

Especially when you’re kinda basically threatening the life of a guy who’s already had some shots taken at him.

You look like crap, you mumble, you sway when you talk, you clomp when you walk, and then your mouth spews something like this.

God dang, Gampy.

What happened to being the fellow who knows all about “class, manners” and what actions are “beneath the presidency”?

Must be the meds wearing off or not working as well as they used to.

I guess we should note that POTATUS got out there and did his duty voting. Add that to his week’s list of barely-there accomplishments. 

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Also, say a prayer of thanks. It wasn’t the cringe-fest that Jimmy Carter’s ballot casting from a coma was. 

Inexplicably, some people who are cringe-inducing in their own right did find Carter’s casting a mail-in ballot at 100 years old amusing.

Ick.

Now, on today’s outing, they actually got footage of POTATUS dapper in a suit and using that slick Irish charm to dazzle all the ladies at the polling station.

It looks as if they took extra care tucking him into the cloth-draped area. 

I just kind of wonder – there’s been no word on whether he found his way out of the booth yet or not.

I sure hope one of those ladies went back for him. 

It’s…um…been quite a while, and I’m not sure anyone will miss him enough to check.