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Do you guys hear that? Out in the distance? It sounds a lot like a high-pitched REEEEEEing sound. Know what that is? It’s this thread of Lefties losing their minds over WaPo not endorsing Kamala Harris …
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This is delicious on so many levels and in so many ways.
Anyone checked in to see if Jennifer Rubin has quit yet?
Heh.
THE FLOODGATES HAVE OPENED https://t.co/g1tOV2g0SW
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
And here we go:
THE FLOOD OF 1,000,000 TEARS HAS STARTED https://t.co/G50zYQhwQg
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
HA HA HA HA HA HA
IT’S HAPPENING https://t.co/7umJcFFAKY
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
They’re so mad.
Heh.
THE TEARS OF UNFATHOMABLE SADNESS https://t.co/6RQdBLpcug
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Karen is NOT dealing well, like at all.
IT’S GLORIOUS https://t.co/yry1gYyOX7
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Poor Keith. Wonder if he’ll quit his job over it? OH WAIT, Keith doesn’t have a job because he’s a nutjob nobody will hire, that’s right.
OH HAPPY DAY, OH JOYFUL NOISE https://t.co/uujMnXSCQj
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Warms our cold, dead, conservative hearts.
SOUND THE TRUMPETS AND RING THE BELLS, THE DAY OF SEETHING IS UPON US https://t.co/xG3dALPdsG
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
The Day of Seething.
Ok, that’s pretty damn good.
LONG HAS THE SOWING BEEN, BUT GLORIOUS IS THE REAPING https://t.co/3pwEWEtYY8
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
MAY IT NEVER CEASE https://t.co/pS9ryefNMU
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
May it never cease.
A FEAST! A FEAST IN HONOR OF THIS MOST WONDERFUL DAY! https://t.co/Tg0nii9021
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
This most wonderful day.
This thread kills us.
FETCH ME A CASK OF FINE WINE SO THAT WE MIGHT TOAST TO NON-ENDORSEMENT DAY https://t.co/IiuBSlfdME
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Side note, SO many of these people he’s quote-tweeting have this editor blocked. Sheesh.
STRIKE UP THE BAND. https://t.co/v2BJ2H0oc7
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Strike up the band.
*snort*
THREE BEATS UPON THE DRUM. THREE BEATS TO SHAKE THE EARTH AND WAKE THE DEAD. https://t.co/CnrrxHKGk1
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Wake the dead.
YAAAS.
UNFURL THE BANNERS, RAISE THEM HIGH, THE DAY OF NON-ENDORSEMENT IS HERE https://t.co/dyBfH9WyZt
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
The Day of Non-Endorsement is ALMOST as funny as the Day of Seething.
SEND HERALDS TO EVERY CORNER OF THE LAND WITH GLAD TIDINGS https://t.co/eTJjTWOAZV
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Now we have that song stuck in our heads …
DRINK DEEPLY FROM THE WATERS OF COPE AND SEETHE https://t.co/OLxkx77SNi
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Drink deeply.
Dammit, this Parker account is funnier than we are. *shakes fist*
RAISE A CHANT, STRIKE UP A SONG, THE FLOOD OF TEARS HAS COME https://t.co/EMRQQ1z5hy
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
The flood of tears, and we are here for it.
THE DISARRAY IS DEVASTATING https://t.co/gZh43tbIFW
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
DEVASTATING.
THE COPE IS CAPTIVATING https://t.co/z4h770nqNH
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
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CAPTIVATING.
THE GRIEF IS GALVANIZING https://t.co/5cvbZIJGu9
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
GALVANIZING.
We’re sensing a theme here.
THE WICKED FLEE WHEN NONE PURSUETH https://t.co/1D56slX2tq
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Whoa, this is getting deep.
THE HILARITY IS HEIGHTENED https://t.co/zESrhxFg6O
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
That it is.
Okay, I’m done😂 https://t.co/1Jklg5pZ8A
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Is he though?
PSYCH! WE’RE BACK. https://t.co/WTZ32owy7P
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) October 25, 2024
Greatest thread ever.
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