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Hamilton police responded to a robbery at a Bank of Montreal where a guy tried to rob the place after showing up on a bicycle.
Okay, first off, if you’re planning a heist, maybe pick a getaway vehicle that can go faster than Lizzo. But this guy rolls up on two wheels, strolls in, and passes a note to the teller, motioning as if he had a weapon — and the bank employees just weren’t buying it, so he just … left.
But his day gets worse.
When he gets outside and he discovers someone stole his bike!
No honor among thieves, huh?
He still somehow managed to get away from Canadian police, who are now on the lookout for two suspects: A failed bank robber who’s probably still wandering the streets, and a bike thief.
The perfect Canadian mystery story!
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