Accuweather Forecasts a Big Chill

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If Accuweather’s forecast is correct, some nasty weather is heading this way. We have high standards here at Twitchy and, as such, we can’t editorialize too much without risking running afoul of the aforementioned standards. With that in mind, we will let the Tweets speak for themselves.

Widespread travel problems will unfold and bitterly cold air will follow in many areas. https://t.co/p6g1cZyaze pic.twitter.com/HDLVLBMatf

— AccuWeather (@accuweather) January 2, 2025

MUST.NOT.MAKE.JOKE.

I…um…

Yeah.

We all see it. https://t.co/oK4KblZdwQ

— Amy Curtis 🇮🇱 (@RantyAmyCurtis) January 2, 2025

And now, y’all can’t unsee it.

If your winter weather lasts longer than 1,500 miles, then you should probably see a specialist. https://t.co/w5X0c6SzNY

— Quintus Septimius Florens Tertullianus (@mwilliams433) January 2, 2025

So… a lot of Americans are about to get the shaft… https://t.co/WNInfki3u6

— (((Aaron Walker))) (@AaronWorthing) January 2, 2025

Careful you don’t get crabs from Chesapeake Bay. https://t.co/i599m9RzOF

— Burgen (@jimcrocker2) January 2, 2025

East Coast is gonna get pounded.

— BloomStreetBlues (@grenwuld) January 2, 2025

Looks like we’re really gonna get pounded. https://t.co/733VO8Iagg

— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) January 2, 2025

Bwahahaha! Sorry, we can’t keep it in any longer!

I’ve heard no eye contact or talking after a widespread front like this lessens the chance of bitterly cold air… https://t.co/WlsacODkjv

— DuchessOfSalt👑💎 (@SaltyMom10) January 2, 2025

😂 @harryjsisson pic.twitter.com/mdIVkhqs70

— ThatOneGuy55 (@Tesla7771) January 2, 2025

We’re told laughing at that one is Hypothermophobic.

Oh, look! Some members of the Biden Administration have already found new jobs. https://t.co/94kdCvpZD2 pic.twitter.com/ueySxQPOc2

— Not Tina Kotex (@NotTinaKotex) January 2, 2025

Severe weather has been known to paralyze travel. Fortunately, we have the right guy for the job.

… https://t.co/MM8Bon5hXN pic.twitter.com/INew27uQ4X

— Burt Macklin (@BurtMaclin_FBI) January 2, 2025

Brace yourself for a stiff one. https://t.co/dRUvjanrn9

— Not that Kate (@kate_freedomer) January 2, 2025

Sorry, we don’t get the reference? Is it from a movie?

Also known as Winterstorm Toobin. https://t.co/Gpz9BkHPR5

— Zero Fox Given (@zerofoxgiven21) January 2, 2025

Now this reference, we get.

Anyone else see it, or do I still retain a juvenile sense of humor? https://t.co/3z1uJlyL2v

— Batenswytch (@Batenswytch) January 2, 2025

No, friend. Today we’re all thirteen years old.

Who wants to be the one putting a needle in that after 4 hours? pic.twitter.com/Ka38ed4EzW

— Rick Robinson #MAGA/MAHA2024 (@RowdyRick73) January 2, 2025

We’re pretty sure this a reference about treating severe frostbite.

This one is headed right for Washington DC. https://t.co/zEBLZN2Jm8

— Jeremy Munson (@jeremymunson) January 2, 2025

Finally, DC is getting what they’ve given us since forever.

pic.twitter.com/Eol9JOYGzx

— Les White (@realLesWhite) January 2, 2025

As the kids say, IYKYK (if you know, you know).

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— The🐰FOO (@PolitiBunny) January 2, 2025

Well, one person appreciated it.

Oh God, here it comes! https://t.co/q2JyKlFVi7 pic.twitter.com/nC30y3BBsO

— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) January 2, 2025

Oh boy, it’s going to be a long winter, some might say nippy. OK, we’re out.