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Leftists scream, are you listening? All the polls they’re petitioning, a beautiful sight, we’re happy tonight, walking in a MAGA wonderland. Gone away is the blue man, here to stay is a new man, he’s doing his dance, the libs flee to France, walking in a MAGA wonderland. In the meadow we will build a snowman, and pretend that he is Donald Trump. He’ll say: Are you free here? We’ll say: No man, but you can do the job when you’re in town. Later on, we can diet, RFK says to try it, we’ll eat unafraid the turkey we’ve made, walking in a MAGA wonderland. In the meadow we will build a snowman, and pretend that he’s a leftist clown, we’ll have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman, until another leftist comes around. When they scream, ain’t it thrilling? Though our ears get a chilling, we’ll shout our hooray, republican way, walking in a MAGA wonderland.

Every December, subscribers on the headline forum pitch new Christmas carols following a theme. This year’s theme was A Merry MAGA Christmas. The above title and lyrics were posted by subscriber Sharkey Claus (@sharkey). Merry Christmas to all from the Babylon Bee subscriber Headline Forum! But that’s not all that happened last week…

Read on for exclusive headlines you will only see here on the Bee Forum News, because Bee subscribers see things no one else sees and say things no one else is brave enough to say, for some reason.

Top Headlines of the Week – headlines with the most upvotes by forum members:

Sometimes, really great headlines don’t make it to the top so here are some of my favs:

BONUS – One randomly selected headline:

Do you have breaking news to report? Join us! Who knows, your headline might get published or featured on the Babylon Bee homepage, or it could show up here in our re-cap of the top headlines of the week. Thousands more totally true headlines were posted this week on the forum, but sadly, only Bee subscribers can read them. You did get to read a few, though, so if you have a favorite, please let us know in the comments!

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