Josh Slocum: Is Kamala Harris on Her Own Drunkapalooza Tour?

You know how Aunt Cindy always shows up at the family Christmas dinner trying to pretend she’s not drunk when she is? Even when she promises she’s only going to have “a couple glasses” of wine?

Our favorite Vice President and failed presidential nominee looks like she’s thrown caution to the wind. It seems like Kamala Harris has decided, “Screw it; Imma drink what I want.” Is she actually intoxicated? No one can say for sure, but what do you make of this performance at a D.C. Christmas party?

Harris is well-known for being awkward and stiff; no one would accuse her of being able to think or speak quickly on her feet. In practically every professional or candid video you find her in, the woman is either repeating memorized script lines with robotic intonation, swapping out accents to suit the audience, or, well, looking and sounding drunk as hell. Remember this post-election video?

As podcast host Megyn Kelly said, Harris sounds like every drunk girl at 2 a.m. who ties one on and leaves her friends “encouraging” girl-power voicemails she won’t remember in the morning.

This latest clip continues what appears to be Harris’ . . .what do you call it. . .new “look” or personality? Standing at a lectern at the dinner, Harris seems to be having trouble making her legs work. She bounces up and down and sways in a way that makes her look like she’s wearing polio braces on her shins.

She’s trying to make a funny about what to do when you’re invited to dinner at a friend’s who is not a very good cook. There are plenty of great jokes in the premise, but Harris just can’t pull them off. It probably doesn’t matter that she didn’t get any laughs since the woman adds her own laugh-track to every appearance. Yes, the famously jarring cackle made a Christmas appearance.

Let’s see what X/Twitter had to say about Benny Johnson’s find.