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NORFOLK, VA — Local woman Julie Adamson jumped into the shower this morning for a brief shower clocking in at just 78 minutes.

Adamson told her husband she needed to just do a quick rinse-off, if he wouldn’t mind watching the kids while she hopped in the shower real fast.

“I’ll be out in a moment,” said Adamson, putting her hair in that towel wrap thing the way women do. “You go ahead and start breakfast without me, I’ll be right there.”

With breakfast finished and the table cleared, the Adamson family settled in for a game of Five Crowns. “The steam has officially left the bathroom and fogged over the front windows,” reported her husband James, as the shower started into hour number two. “I should have known when she took War And Peace with her to the shower. You know, I’m relatively certain that woman is primarily responsible for the lakes around here being so low.”

At publishing time, Adamson had left the shower and announced that she would go get dressed to go out for lunch “real quick.”

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