Colombian Hitwoman Known As ‘The Doll’ Has America’s Attention For Another Obvious Reason

A 23-year-old hitwoman in Colombia known as “The Doll” – GREAT name, by the way – has been arrested in connection to several targeted gangland killings. One of those killings – allegedly, of course – was a recent ambush of her ex-boyfriend. 

Allegedly! I don’t want this chick after me. 

Anyway, Karen Julieth Ojeda Rodriguez (whoooof, no wonder they just call her “The Doll”) has been making the internet rounds this morning after video of her surfaced being handcuffed. 

Now, I can’t quit put my finger on why. Can you?

Fair is fair, and The Doll is hot

My God. I cannot WAIT for the Lifetime movie on Karen here. It’s gonna be amazing. Don’t you think for one second I won’t watch it, either. 

Now, let’s just address the elephant in the room. “The Doll” is hot. There, I said it. Sorry, just being 100 with everyone here. It’s a Friday. No time for beating around the bush. 

Sure, she’s a murderer who will probably be going to prison for the rest of eternity, but she’s still hot. Just because she bashed her ex-lover’s skull doesn’t mean she’s not attractive. 

Both can be true, you know. 

Here’s the kicker to the whole thing: According to local reports, Rodriguez was in the middle of a career expansion, leading a small cadre of hitmen in the region leading up to her arrest. 

Sad. People just can’t catch breaks anymore. 

According to the NY Post, Hot Colombian Karen was picked up by police after the recent assassination of her ex-lover. 

“The Doll” called ex Deyvy Jesus to meet up so they could resolve a money issue, and when he arrived, BAM – shot to death in a drive-by shooting, allegedly at the behest of … The Doll!

Again, the Lifetime movie is gonna be an all-timer here. 

Anyway, America is all over this story … again, because Rodriguez ain’t bad to look at – all the murdering and killing aside, of course.