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If there has been one thing I’ve truly enjoyed besides the unbearable lightness of being that came with the November 6 election results, it’s the unending parade of absurdities spewing from the panicked creatures of the Left ever since.

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My goodness gracious.

With all the hysteria they worked so diligently and earnestly toward building before that fateful day…I mean, who could forget ‘Donald Trump will break up interracial marriages.’

I’m sure six people were terrified out of their tiny minds by Whoopi’s wild arm waving, gritted teeth, and emotive distress signaling.

Scary af.

But as ineffective as the rest of the pre-election fever dreams. Sadly for them, Trump was elected and with a popular vote majority to boot.

How to live in a post-Trump world, with all those potential nightmare Trump revenge porn scenarios breaking for real over your heads?

FIRING SQUADS, FOR STARTERS

I am also envious of the theatricality of Scott Jennings’ eye-roll. AWESOME SAUCE, and from a guy, no less.

It serves to perfectly illustrate the reaction damn near any rational person has when hearing these increasingly desperate and insane public musings on impending Donald-induced Democratic doom.

Trump has broken them well before his right-hand even goes up for the second time.

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Another of the absurdities being exposed is how little self-consciousness these people have about precisely where they reside in the food chain of life.

The American political power pyramid has the White House at its pinnacle. It descends in ever-widening layers to the fundamental base of obscure and honest elected citizen officials serving in tiny communities across the country and those remaining reporters and tiny papers who cover them. 

That’s a lot of territories, and yet every last one of these folks – from Whoopi to Joy to WaPo writers et al. – is convinced that they occupy the pantheon strata.

Their egos and self-induced paranoia had them musing publicly about Trump coming after them individually for their expressed personal sins against the incoming president.

[Beege Update: Lemme add this was a fake/parody video so I’ll use a real War on Comedians quote]

…Kathy Griffin believes former President Donald Trump would “pick” comedians off “one-by-one” if he was elected to a second term in the White House. 

The comedian said she fears “a list” of personal targets, including comedians, that Trump would target while in office, according to an interview she gave Entertainment Weekly. 

“He’s going to pick us off, one-by-one, like bowling pins, and I’m not kidding and I’m not being paranoid,” she said.

Now that the pardon floodgates have been opened, talk is running wild about a potential POTATUS pardon-palooza. Speculation is rampant over who gets a Golden Ticket.

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David had a good piece this morning on the obvious culprits in the running for a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card. Names like Fauci *spits*, and others…

…While I am sure that many in the administration have favorites they want to protect and want to signal to future conspirators that their backsides will be covered, my own suspicion is that one of the main reasons this story is being floated and so many names are being tossed out there is that Biden needs to protect one man especially: Alejandro Mayorkas.

Of course, they are the ones who least deserve pardons.  Particularly before we even know the extent of their treachery, as we only got to experience and suffer the miseries it brought us.

But the pardon thing has so many of these pantheon poseurs intrigued, opining, and urging immediate action.

GIVE BLANKET PARDONS TO EVERYONE, POTATUS!

One ardent anti-Trump voice is urging that POTATUS hand pardons out like Oprah throws car keys into a packed audience.

As democracy ‘backslides,’ could delicate but fearless freedom fighter Jennifer Rubin try to Trump-revenge-porn-proof her own hide thanks to previous pithy – or is that ‘pissy’ -ness??

I am getting some strange vibes here.

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…and the coordinated lawfare.  

If Biden dared do this, the pardons should be ignored as the only reason why the criminality continues is because these people have never been held accountable for anything, hence why they are freaking out. 

She seems to think she’s very important, or important enough, let’s say.

Better yet, she put it bravely in print.

PLEASE SAVE ME FROM MYSELF, POTATUS! 

Better to remain Democracy’s Jenny in Darkness than wind up Jenny from the Cell Block.

Yeah. She’s totally convinced herself he’s coming for her.

I’ll bet every time she sees a picture of him pointing…she shivers.

What a hoot.