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As insane liberals across the country are abstaining from sex to protect the election of Donald J. Trump, smart, beautiful, perfectly-sane conservative women are fighting back by … having double the amount of sex!

That’s right, baby! Cancel them out completely. Oh, you want to stop having sex because for some reason you think that’s gonna teach us all a lesson? FINE! Go for it, Janice. The hot MAGA moms are gonna swoop in and love their man twice as much. They’re gonna procreate even MORE now, just to stick it to you losers. 

So bring it on. They’re ready:

Conservative Moms fight back

Make Families Great Again! 

That’s right. As raging liberals are vowing not to “spread for red,” that’s a real slogan they’ve come up with, conservative women are excited to have even more kids now that groceries will be affordable once again. 

Choose your fighter, folks. I’ve said it for months now. Which side do you wanna be on when history looks back on us in 50 years? 

“My husband works a lot of overtime, so Trump proposing no taxes on overtime is a huge thing for us,” Elsas here told the NY Post. “And extending the current Trump tax laws that are set to expire, that’s great for our family.”

Elsas, who hails from beautiful Lincoln, Nebraska, also praised the next president for his promises to lower gas prices, drill domestically, and end the Russia-Ukraine War. 

“All of these things are going to enable us to have another child without the worry that inflation will keep growing, and to give our child the life they deserve.

“We also feel that we will have more peace bringing another baby into this world . . . and that [Trump] will keep boys out of my daughter’s locker room and not allow them to be in her sports.”

Amen, Elsas! And for you wokes out there who think I’m just cherry-picking one conservative mom out there planning to have boatloads of sex now that Trump’s back in office, think again! Let’s head to Elsas’s comment section on the way out:

Okay this is so real though actually. I told my sister she needs to get married in the next four years now lol

Same conversation we’ll be having at home now too. 

Now me and my husband debating having a 3rd if trump won. 

Yup, same!