You Haven’t Heard A Truly Bad National Anthem Until You Listen To This Debacle From The ‘Third-Party’ Debate

For those still looking for a third option aside from Donald Trump and Kamala Harris for 47th president of the US of A, I’ve got great news for you!

There was a debate last night between third-party candidates that nobody watched and/or knew about! Jill Stein – that one lady who has been on your ballot for decades now that you look at every four years and say. ‘She’s STILL here?’ – was in attendance. As were fellas who go by the names Chase Oliver and Randall Terry. 

Never heard of those cats, but I assume they’re totally normal. 

Anyway, we’re not here to talk about wasted votes. We’re here to talk about what happened BEFORE the debate. 

I present to you maybe the worst national anthem in this history of time, performed by some lady named “Loomis.”

Just … “Loomis.”

This was a tough listen

I mean, just an INSANE sequence right there. I’ve never seen anything like it. 

When we get these awful national anthems – and they happen all the time – it’s usually addressed after the fact. Never, in my life, have I heard someone stop mid-anthem – TWICE – just to tell the audience that she “f–ked up.”

Wild. Do sort of respect the honesty from Loomis, though. She knew she was digging herself a hole, and she at least tried to get out of it before it got too deep. 

Didn’t work, but at least she tried. That’s all we can ask for as a society, right? 

Anyway, how about this little send-off from debate moderator Christina Tobin after that debacle?

“Thank you Loomis, that was beautiful, appreciate you coming here tonight.” 

Yeah, OK. Come on, Christina. Can you not BS a bunch of BSers, please. It’s insulting. 

You can’t give me gravy and tell me it’s jelly, ’cause gravy ain’t sweet. – Jo Bennett, The Office.

Amen. 

Carry on with your days.