DEMENTIA BIDEN: America Will ‘Cut Cancer Deaths in Half by… 2020’

COOKED JOE: Senile Biden Rambles About ‘Extra Fingers,’ asks ‘What Do I Do Now?’

Struggling Joe Biden emerged from the basement Thursday when he welcomed athletes to the White House at a completely incoherent press conference. “He’s gon-need another finger… Or else yuh-got put the fifth wih-rih-ring on hisfth-umb… I mean, how you do that man?” asked Biden. “What do I do now?”

SUNDOWN JOE: Senile Biden Wanders into an Empty Plane for No Reason

Footage went viral on social media Sunday showing Joe Biden boarding an empty plane, staying there for two-full minutes, then leaving after realizing he wasn’t supposed to be there.

GRANDMA VODKA: Slurring Pelosi Says Biden Should Be Added to Mount Rushmore

Crazy Nancy Pelosi surprised viewers of CBS News over the weekend when she bizarrely claimed that Joe Biden could be added to Mount Rushmore next to Abraham Lincoln.

SUNDOWN JOE: ‘You’re Stuck with Me as President for a While!’

Joe Biden continued to irritate millions of Americans Thursday night when he told a crowd “you’re stuck with me for a while.”

SUNDOWNING: Confused Biden Says He ‘Cured the Economy and the Environment’

A visibly confused Joe Biden told reporters Tuesday night that he “cured the economy and the environment” during his brief time in office.