Florida woman calls 911 on herself while stealing a car. Listen to her

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This Florida woman stole a car from a dealership for what she called a “training mission” for the video game Call of Duty … and then just to be sure the mission was completed “legally,” she called 911 on herself.

Not joking. Real thing that happened.

I’m sorry, but how many drugs do you have to be on to, first, perform a live training mission for a video game where you steal a real car from a real dealership, and second, to call the police and inform them of your crime?

This is next-level Florida Woman stuff right here!

Here’s what that call sounded like out in Lee County, Florida:

“Because I’m trying to steal a car that’s not legally mine. So, y’all better come make a report.”

Lady, what?!?!

Police arrived at the car dealership parking lot and found Turman exiting the driver’s side of a Toyota Corolla that she was allegedly trying to steal. While being arrested and charged with trespassing, Turman told the responding officers that she was training for the video game ‘Call of Duty: Black Ops.’ She wanted to notify the police so that she could steal the car legally.

This was not the first time Turman has been in trouble with the law. She has a criminal history that includes petty theft, robbery, and aggravated battery. However, this seems to be the first time that she actually called the police on herself.

A training mission for Call of Duty?