HE NEEDS HELP: Concerned Obama Drags Dementia Joe Off the Stage

TO THE NURSING HOME: Senile Biden Says He’s ‘Famous for Chocolate Chip Ice Cream’

Struggling Joe Biden confused a business owner at a White House event Saturday when he bizarrely claimed he’s famous for ‘chocolate chip ice cream.’

ALL ABOARD! Biden Touts His Magic Choo Choo Train that Can Run Over the Ocean

Joe Biden once-again touted his magic choo choo train that he believes will somehow connect the continent of Africa with India.

CROOKED JOE: I’m ‘Extremely Proud’ of Convicted Hunter

Joe Biden dismissed his son’s recent conviction on federal gun charges while in Italy Thursday, saying he remains “extremely proud” of Hunter.

TOTAL BREAKDOWN: Biden Struggles to Speak, Spews Gibberish at DC Speech

Joe Biden had a complete mental breakdown Tuesday in DC while addressing a group of gun control advocates. INCOHERENT BIDEN: ‘In-said of tryin to stop our ban on gost-gun-kids- that contain these kimda-kint-inh ka-ka-commit crimes… They’re worka-like-hell tuzdah-stop-it!’

NOBODY’S HOME! Dementia Joe Struggles to Stand, Clap, Walk at Juneteenth Party

Joe Biden struggled to clap, walk, and stand at the White House’s disastrous Juneteenth Party last night. Footage shows the ailing president unable to perform basic functions. BIDEN: “She know long! She knew suhlongasuhijeruhhnied, our freedom can never be shagard!!!”

HE’S GONE: Senile Biden Confuses Ukraine with Iraq, Says French Cemetery Reminds Him of ‘Beau’

Joe Biden struggled during his trip to France over the weekend where he confused Ukraine with Iraq and once-again told the story of his ‘Uncle Bosie’ who was eaten by cannibals in the South Pacific.