We support our Publishers and Content Creators. You can view this story on their website by CLICKING HERE.

Subscribe to Louder with Crowder on Rumble! Download the app on Apple and Google Play.

There’s not much left to say about Biden’s Border Crisis. Strange way to start off a blog post filled with words about the border crisis, I realize. But it’s been over three years since our first post about illegals crossing the border LITERALLY wearing Joe Biden t-shirts. And after Biden set records for yearly illegal border crossings and then broke those records the following year, there isn’t much to do other than to reelect Donald Trump so that we can return to his common sense illegal immigration reforms.

All that’s left is to enjoy the gallows humor of anecdotes, such as the illegal who flew from Turkey to Mexico and was shocked no one stopped him from crossing into America. Or these illegals from Columbia. Their plan was to cross the border and wait for the border patrol to pick them up. After the wait took too long, they called a Lyft.

No, really.

For reference:

I can barely travel to Texas without having to charge my phone. Yet migrants from Columbia—remember, these are downtrodden and huddled masses suffering from a lack of economic justice in their own country—managed to not only have smartphones and Lyft accounts, but they still had enough power to call a rideshare when they get to El Paso.

There must have been charging stations along the path. Every hundred miles or so, they stopped at a Starbys to plug their phones in and quench their thirst with a strawberry acai.

Also, where did they tell Lyft to drop them off? I’m more of an Uber guy, and with Uber, you need to have a specific location to go to. The driver won’t drive around all willy-nilly until you see something that looks interesting. Mayhaps Lyft has an “anywhere” option, where the driver keeps driving until they feel like stopping and the passengers hop out there.

Whatever the case, these undocumented democrats (“aka “gotaways”) are Texas residents now. Until Trump starts the mass deportations.

><

Brodigan is Grand Poobah of this here website and when he isn’t writing words about things enjoys day drinking, pro-wrestling, and country music. You can find him on the Twitter too.

Facebook doesn’t want you reading this post or any others lately. Their algorithm hides our stories and shenanigans as best it can. The best way to stick it to Zuckerface? Sign up for our DAILY EMAIL BLASTS! They can’t stop us from delivering our content straight to your inbox. Yet.



The TRUTH About The “Bipartisan” $118 Billion Senate Border Bill…youtu.be