SLOW JOE! Senile Biden Shuffles, Freezes for No Reason While Boarding Marine One

SHOCK AT CNN: Analyst Says Latest Polls ‘Absolute Disaster’ for Biden

Analysts at CNN expressed shock at the latest poll figures from swing states this week, with one host calling the data an “absolute disaster” for Joe Biden.

FACT CHECK: Senile Biden Lied About ‘Green Bay Packer’ High School Teacher

The New York Post fact-checked Joe Biden this week after the president told another bizarre tale. This time, he claimed his high school teacher was ‘drafted by the Green Bay Packers’. From the New York Post: President Biden blurted Wednesday that one of his childhood Catholic school teachers was drafted by the Green Bay Packers — an …

HE’S GONE: Dementia Biden Goes Off the Rails, Starts Ranting About Snickers Bars

Aging Joe Biden enraged millions of Americans this week when he said working class people “have the money” to cope with inflation. He then immediately lost track of the conversation and complained about Snickers Bars.

AWKWARD! Senile Biden is Stunned as CNN Rattles Off a List of Horrible Economic Data to His Face

Joe Biden was stunned Wednesday night after a CNN anchor listed his horrible economic record to his face during what he believed to be a softball interview. Biden’s response: ‘Wee-falway-turna-rah… Look, ah the mishiga sur-vee’

TELL LAKEN RILEY: Senile Biden Says Illegal Migrants Are ‘Model Citizens’ Who ‘Built America’

Struggling Joe Biden continued to spiral out of control this week when he called illegal migrants from Central America ‘model citizens.’

TO THE NURSING HOME: Dementia Biden Starts Screaming, Gets Dragged Off Stage by Jill

Aging Joe Biden slurred through his Cinco de Mayo Party at the White House before being dragged off stage by the First Lady.