Category: Tech

MEDINA, WA—After two years of demanding lockdowns and school closures, Bill Gates has asked the media to please standby for a few moments while his COVID story attempts to reboot. “We just had no idea that it was really a...

MONROE, MI—According to sources, local conservative Cameron Bumgard is having difficulty getting traction on Twitter, although it’s currently unclear whether this is because of Leftist shadowbanning or because his tweets...

SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In the first step toward a world blossoming with freedom of speech, Elon Musk, the proud new owner of Twitter, ordered the company’s tech team to make all tweets by Bill Gates autocorrect to say “Poopy butt.”...

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a sudden and unexplained change of heart, the Democrat party is now calling for the immediate regulation of Big Tech platforms, which they say have become too powerful now.  “We have decided, for...

BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Elon’s purchase of Twitter is displacing thousands of angry Leftists, who have left their homes on Twitter and formed a caravan to greener pastures on MySpace.  “Please! Tom from MySpace! Save...

U.S.—As Elon Musk inches closer to a deal to purchase Twitter, Leftists on the platform are worried the eccentric billionaire will turn the platform into a place where terrible people post bad opinions and fight with each other...

U.S.—Since the 2020 election, social media platforms have instituted strict policies prohibiting anyone from questioning the integrity of an election. According to several sources within Silicon Valley, these platforms plan to...