VILLA RICA, GA—On the way home from his family’s long-anticipated trip to Disney World, toddler David Hayes informed his father that the Magic Kingdom had come up just short of a trip through the car wash....
Read MoreCHEYENNE, WY—Local man Mike Campbell received his honey-do list over breakfast, and within moments calculated that his wife had doled out four podcasts’ worth of chores. “Ok, trim the...
Read MoreLOS ANGELES, CA—George Lucas has put up his own billboards in response to the Disney billboards promoting their latest Star Wars shows. The famed director and creator of Star Wars appeared to be mocking the very company he sold...
Read MoreSAN FERNANDO, CA—A lifeguard at the San Fernando Community Pool reportedly refused to jump in and save a drowning child who was fighting for his life in 6 feet of water because it would constitute risking his life. The lifeguard...
Read MoreWASHINGTON, D.C.—A senile old man in Washington who has a deadly nuclear arsenal at his fingertips is calling for dangerous weapons to be taken out of the hands of the mentally unstable. “Listen, folks, this...
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