WILDEST TIMELINE: Diddy and Sam Bankman-Fried are in the same jail dorm

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Well, this is awkward…

What timeline are we living in? Who could have predicted this on their 2024 Bingo card???

You may very well know that Diddy has been accused of kidnapping, rape, sex trafficking, and racketeering.

But there’s no way you would have predicted that he’s being housed in the same jail unit as crypto criminal Sam Bankman-Fried.

Combs and SBF, as Fried is commonly known, are both being held at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn.

The sources describe the unit as a barrack-style area currently housing about 18-20 inmates. These inmates range from high profile defendants, like Combs, to cooperators — inmates who may require special protection.

The area is separate from the overall general population unit, but is common/shared living space, sources tell NBC New York.

I can see it now: SBF and Diddy brainstorming the world’s most luxurious and secluded island, where celebrities pay millions in crypto to meet children and have freak-offs with midscale rappers.

The criminal mashup is unprecedented.

Let’s quick look at what’s going on with Diddy since we’re here.

Prosecutors have alleged Combs organized what he called ‘Freak-Offs,’ which could last for days, where he flew in male prostitutes to engage in orchestrated sex acts with women he lured into his orbit through force and guile. He is also accused of using narcotics to manipulate women into performing sex acts …

Prosecutors allege that Combs repeatedly physically, emotionally, and sexually abused women and others. He would assault, or threaten to assault, witnesses to this abuse. The indictment also alleges Combs and his criminal enterprise engaged in arson, kidnapping, bribery, and obstruction of justice. That’s just for the racketeering charges.

He is also accused of sex trafficking and transportation to engage in prostitution. The feds claim that Combs used force, threats of force, and coercion to get both men and women to engage in commercial sex acts.

Some very serious accusations here for Diddy, and from what I’m seeing on the internet a lot of it doesn’t seem too far fetched.

We’ll keep you updated on the Diddy case once it gets more spicy.