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Pride Month begins on June 1 and lasts until either homophobia is destroyed or the first day of July—whichever comes first.

Here are some great ways to celebrate:


1) Repent – The best thing you can do during Pride Month, or any month.

2) Read all the verses in your Bible that mention pride – Then, repent again.

3) Participate in the ceremonial exchanging of the Ukraine flag profile pic for the rainbow flag profile pic – It is a time-honored tradition.

4) Buy a Mustang – Become an honorary gay.

5) Put some frogs in water treated with government chemicals – This will make them gay.

6) Use the urinal right next to another dude – Don’t make it weird; just do it.

7) Reclaim the rainbow as a symbol of God’s promise to never flood the earth again – Then be really annoying by complimenting all the gay people for embracing the Noahic covenant.

8) Listen to some gay artists like George Michael, Elton John, or Maroon 5 – This will show you are an ally.

9) Go to your local library and host a “Sodom and Gomorrah Genesis 19 Reading Hour” for the little ones – We must honor our LGBTQ history.

10) Repent one more time just to be sure – You can’t be too careful when you’re living in a nation that blatantly defied God for decades after He blessed her and made her into the most prosperous nation on earth!


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